I don’t apologize for not being on for awhile. My computer had been infected with a virus and was trying to find out my secrets. I suspect Jim.
I AM DWIGHT SCHRUTE.
BEARS, BEETS, BATTLESTAR GALACTICA.
YES IT IS TRUE.
I, DWIGHT K. SCHRUTE AM BACK. ALL BOW DOWN.
fake-it-till-you-feel-it asked:
It's October!!
Just in time for me to be crowned Hay King.
-DWIGHT K. SCHRUTE
Anonymous asked:
FALSE. You did not get a Hogwarts letter in the mail but to try to be cool you say it got lost. Either that or you're incredibly irresponsible and should be fired immediately. - Jim.
Fact, it got lost in the mail.
Fact, you are jealous that I got one and you didn’t.
Fact, you should be fired.
-DWIGHT K. SCHRUTE
Dwight’s Caffe Corner. We sell the best Schrute Beet Coffee in all of Scranton, PA.
Labor Day Weekend.
Please, there are so many visitors at Schrute Farms right now. Also, I do not condone a holiday that’s just a break from work. Back in the days the Schrute ancestors never took a day off. When Labor Day was introduced they protested. I, Dwight K. Schrute thinks this is a silly idea for a holiday, just like Thanksgiving.
Fact, I will be going into the office tomorrow.
Fact, I will be selling paper.
Fact, Jim will not be there.
Sorry I have not posted in awhile. I had to get a new computer for my old computer was somehow told my secrets from my diary.
-DWIGHT K. SCHRUTE
Fact, I have made the vending machines more healthy.
Notice the open spot next to the apple I left for some Schrute Farm Beets?
(Source: eurogang)
Coffee Mugs
Everybody in the office has a coffee mug with their picture on the mug it seems. Everybody but me..and Jim.
GOD RYAN! RYAN I KNOW YOU RECORDED THIS VIDEO! THIS IS NOT FUNNY! I WAS NOT SCARED, I WAS JUST AMUSING JIM.
he..he..
